Rebel Muse http://rebelmuse.com Fighting The Uninspired Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:05:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 en Fight The H8 http://rebelmuse.com/2008/11/19/fight-the-h8/ http://rebelmuse.com/2008/11/19/fight-the-h8/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:35:00 +0000 Rebel Fight The H8 http://rebelmuse.com/2008/11/19/fight-the-h8/ fight the h8n517445400 4747528 5610

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]]> http://rebelmuse.com/2008/11/19/fight-the-h8/feed/ Scarlett Johansson - A Cinderella In Need? http://rebelmuse.com/2007/02/07/scarlett-johansson-a-cinderella-in-need/ http://rebelmuse.com/2007/02/07/scarlett-johansson-a-cinderella-in-need/#comments Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:40:04 +0000 Rebel Celebrity http://rebelmuse.com/2007/02/07/scarlett-johansson-a-cinderella-in-need/

Scarlett Johansson won a one-year lease on a $2.2 million condo in Miami’s South Beach as part of a Super Bowl contest. She drew the lucky key that unlocked a specially designed “glass” house featuring a replica of the condo. Other celebs who tried to win the lease were Kevin Federline, Robert Downey Jr., Ashanti, Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart, Terry Crews from “Everybody Hates Chris,” ANTM winner Cari Dee, Stacy Keibler, Adam Rodriguez from “CSI: Miami,” and Joey Fatone of N-Sync. Business Wire says:

“Johansson’s new South Beach crash pad is a direct Bayfront lanai unit at Flamingo South Beach. The three-bedroom, three bath condo has recently undergone a complete renovation and features a stunning contemporary design with a mix of sleek cabinetry and countertops, stylish kitchen and bath fixtures, exotic wood floors and natural stone surfaces.”

Ya, what a great idea! It’s not like there’s any homeless people in this country. Let’s build an upscale oceanfront housing community for the rich… and we’ll have free drawings so we can give-away the condo’s to those in no need. What a freakin’ joke! But hey, I guess it’s right in line with those award show gift bags worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, CEO’s making 800 times the amount of their employees, and Exxon Mobile making a record breaking annual profit of nearly $40 Billion while motorists struggle to afford the ever-evolving gas prices.

According to a report last year by the National Coalition for the Homeless:

“In 2005, 71 per cent of the 24 cities surveyed by the U.S. Conference of Mayors reported a six per cent increase in requests for emergency shelter. Even while the requests for emergency shelter have increased, cities do not have adequate shelter space to meet the need.” It goes on to say: “Over the course of the year, 3.5 million Americans experience homelessness.”

Come on people… It’s time to wake up! Not to knock Scarlett Johansson, because lord knows I’m a huge fan, but it’s really time we stop celebrating our celebrities like they’re almighty and start dealing with the issues affecting all of our daily lives. You’d think that real estate developers could come up with a better promotion than giving away a one-year lease on a $2.2 million Bayfront condo to a celebrity. Hey fuck-heads! How about developing some housing for the homeless? The least they could have done was award it to Kevin Federline. After all, for all intensive purposes, he is homeless.

Stripped from eME, by Stewie.

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Thus, my fellow rebels, I will continue with the sporadic posts until my Rebel Muse is ready for the world.

Until then, enjoy the random posts we do have, come back soon and don’t forget to check eME.

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]]> http://rebelmuse.com/2007/02/07/site-update/feed/ The Children of Our Future http://rebelmuse.com/2006/12/28/the-children-of-our-future/ http://rebelmuse.com/2006/12/28/the-children-of-our-future/#comments Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:11:35 +0000 Rebel The Daily Show Disgraceful http://rebelmuse.com/2006/12/28/the-children-of-our-future/
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Jon Stewart provides his perspective on the results of a poll surveying kids on what they think are the “best things in the world.”

It’s a pretty sad state to be living in if these are the priorities of our kids.

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]]> http://rebelmuse.com/2006/12/28/the-children-of-our-future/feed/ Pauly Shore Gets Knocked The Fuck Out! http://rebelmuse.com/2006/12/12/paully-shore-gets-knocked-the-fuck-out/ http://rebelmuse.com/2006/12/12/paully-shore-gets-knocked-the-fuck-out/#comments Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:23:34 +0000 Rebel Celebrity Funny Pauly Shore http://rebelmuse.com/2006/12/12/paully-shore-gets-knocked-the-fuck-out/
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In a time when comedians on stage heckle back at the hecklers seem to be en-vogue, here’s a perfect example of it really biting you in the ass (or, in this case… the face).

This past weekend our boy Pauly Shore was on tour in good ol’ Odessa, Texas and got a bit more than he bargained for after telling an audience member to “Shut the fuck up, fuckin’ hoss!” After which the friendly cowboy jumped up on stage and… well, knocked Pauly the fuck out!

Oh Pauly, as much as I’d like to write about how fucked up that was… we all know you had it coming (even though I’ve seen it up close and personal before). Come on man, you’re in fucking Texas! You should have known better. “You know there’s only two things that come out of Odessa, Texas…” and it looks like you fucked with the wrong steer. This clip is pretty funny though, especially to see you back-peddling so quickly and then getting laid out on your ass. Oh ya, and my favorite part is when you say to the audience “Fuck all you fuckin’ redneck motherfuckers” as you walk off stage with your head in your hand.

While this was jacked up to happen in the first place, it couldn’t have happened to a better person. Sorry man.

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Gwen Stefani, continuing her nonstop promotional tour, performed on Saturday Night Live last night as one of the musical acts (along with Akon, which btw, is the first time to my knowledge that a musical guest has split the coveted SNL stage time).

Despite the drum line and their infectious beat, Gwen’s performance was tired and seriously uninspired. Come on Gwen, that high school drum line and yodeling has got to stop! It worked on your last record because it was fresh and new (to an extent) but now, it’s just worn out and stupid. Honestly, how many hits do you really think you can have where you’re yodeling the chorus? Not to mention those horrid verses where you sound like an old lady wrestling a cat! It’s time to graduate from your solo career, along with that funky wave hairdo, and get back to doing some real music with No Doubt!

Check the SNL trainwreck…


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Someone please tell me… What the hell is this?

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Fighting the uninspired world by bringing you daily bullshit you should be rebelling against.

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