In a time when comedians on stage heckle back at the hecklers seem to be en-vogue, here’s a perfect example of it really biting you in the ass (or, in this case… the face).

This past weekend our boy Pauly Shore was on tour in good ol’ Odessa, Texas and got a bit more than he bargained for after telling an audience member to “Shut the fuck up, fuckin’ hoss!” After which the friendly cowboy jumped up on stage and… well, knocked Pauly the fuck out!

Oh Pauly, as much as I’d like to write about how fucked up that was… we all know you had it coming (even though I’ve seen it up close and personal before). Come on man, you’re in fucking Texas! You should have known better. “You know there’s only two things that come out of Odessa, Texas…” and it looks like you fucked with the wrong steer. This clip is pretty funny though, especially to see you back-peddling so quickly and then getting laid out on your ass. Oh ya, and my favorite part is when you say to the audience “Fuck all you fuckin’ redneck motherfuckers” as you walk off stage with your head in your hand.

While this was jacked up to happen in the first place, it couldn’t have happened to a better person. Sorry man.